Woman struck by lightning speaks.

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R.I.P. Goulet

Nice.

I love the multiple replays.

They were cones!

This one's for Jay.

James Lipton is a pimp. Seriously.

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James Lipton drops by Conan to talk about his days as a Parisian procurer.

Three and a half minutes of bacon jokes.

You've been punched in the face.

Powerthirst

This guy is NOT invited.

What can Browne do for you?

Dancing with a shotgun.

From now on, T-Bone should be referred to as "The Philly Phanatic".

Kevin Everett is Feeling Better

The Breeze

It you can make it all the way through this, you'll see Joe C. standing in the background at the 8:44 mark.

How's that taste?

I don't know about King's last shot. What was wrong with the draw. If you miss and are exposed, at least you still have the other rock. The draw seemed more makable, too.

Squirrel Obstacle Course

Dude finds out he's not the father.

Watch this dude's bat.

Odds of that ever happening again?

That's not how gay works.

Fake R. Kelly helps explain the Craig scandal.

Bread and Butter, Part II

Too good not to post. Anybody like tennis?

There are a few of these out there, but this one most closely resembles the "stances guy".

Here are a few more:

This is SCIENCE.

For those who don't know (um, everyone who reads this?), the line in the song is "rollin' down the street in my '64, jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes."

There are a couple more here.

Hey Fred!

Tiger Impersonates Barkley

Um... what?

Japanese Wave Pool

Classic SNL Sketch

The Seinfeld Reunion Show

Push the pedal all the way down.

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast'

Wild Thing vs. The Natural

This is very well done, but I cannot BELIEVE they cut out the part where Corbin Bernsen comes to the mound and tells Vaughn to "strike this motherfucker OUT."

They throw ungodly breaking stuff in the show.

I love wiffleball. Check out some of those pitches.

Barbaric!

Sen. Robert Byrd gives a speech about the evils of dogfighting.

BONUS! The Remix:

What to Yell at Kids on Xbox Live

Triumph Visits the Dog Show

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Intro

"Thriller" performed by inmates in a Philippino Prison

Triumph vs. Star Wars

How to dispose of a dead whale.

"Her clothes fall off?" "Instantly."

Did I mention that Patrick Stewart spoke at my college graduation?

Eight-year-olds, dude.

Cody's runs

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That's right. This kid is 8 years old.

They kept saying "Ken Phelps. Ken Phelps."

Also:

Because I hate you all...

It's a sad state of affairs.

Alex Who?

Just because I was telling Jay about this over the weekend.

The Whistles go WHOO!

This an an old one that I happened to think of over the weekend. Still great.

BONUS: The Bub Rubb Soundboard

RFK: On the Mindless Menace of Violence

Robert F. Kennedy speech ~ Mindless Menace of Violence

I had never heard this speech until I saw the movie Bobby.

Chronology of and methods by which I murdered a hobo.

Live From Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo

How NOT to get people interested in curling.

Stephen A. Smith Gets Heckled at the NBA Draft

Die Hard: The Music Video

Extreme Pogo-Sticking?

I'm not sure how to feel about this. It looks impressive and difficult, but, still, it's a pogo-stick.

Just for Fun

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Real?

The Sopranos Reenacted by the Pirates Mascot

Just 'cause.

FPS Doug compilation with some new footage. Enjoy!

Homage to Star Wars

Triumph Goes to the Tonys

Hitler gets Banned from Xbox Live

We're back! Sorry for the lack of posts, there just hasn't been anything all that good out there. I know Jay and Fred will appreciate this one.

UPDATE: Here's another one.

Planet Unicorn Heyyy

Enjoy.

Bad things, man.

More great Nike commercials here.

Step into it!

What a great commercial.

How much free time is too much?

As a note, the guy in the beer-pong video was also a skateboarder. Now go back to work.

Pug Bowling

Bonus points for the music. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Can I use this chair?

Pre-Taped Call-In Show

The Intern

Come on out and get yer whoopin'.

This is Sportscenter: The Closer

I love Patrick's little head shake.

Roy Rules

Business Meeting

Quality Sopranos Dialogue

That's 72 unforced errors...

Alec Baldwin yells at his Daughter

Here's the story behind it.

Also, it gives me an excuse to repost this:



Which performance is better?

The Mercury Mistress

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The Adventurs of Pac Man and Rotten

See it here.

This... is awesome.

Some of these are so good, I almost wonder if they're fake. How many takes?

Elton John's Inspiration

Spartacus?

Been slow lately, so this goes up.

Greatest taunt/insult ever?

Sure, it got him killed, but it was probably worth it.

This came from a nice collection of "Oh, shit!" movie moments here.

Can Frank Thomas babysit for Colin?

Damn!

The Mayor of Cincinnati

Better or worse than Lindsey throwing?

Ugly, but deadly.

I've been using "I got skillz" and "Ugly, but deadly" ever since this commercial came out, so I was kind of excited to see it again.

The Sopranos in 7 Minutes

Snack on that for lunch...

Link to video.

Watch for the Inglewood Jack, too.

Bread and butter...

Gotta repost it for opening day.

Escalator Skiing

How not to rob a liquor store.

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Via Snykes.

Looks like that guy just killed you.

More Hockey Violence

The Pac Man Jones Story

Dear Baby Jesus...

More Will Farrell clips here.

I think the polar ice caps suck.

Madden Ambulance Montage

Nice game, pretty boy.

You're doin' time!

Oh, Shit!!

Another classic dunk reaction.

Another angle:

Peyton Manning United Way Skit from SNL

Sure to be removed at some point. UPDATE: You can watch it here.

Classic Reaction

Video: Amare Want Some Kandi

I don't post a ton of basketball here, but this is priceless just for the expression on Marbury's face after the dunk.

The Mii Lebowski

David O. Russel and Lily Tomlin fight on the set of I Heart Huckabees

Conan's Walker Texas Ranger Lever

Ricky Gervais on Comic Relief

Little fat man who sold his soul.

Just like that, motherfucker!

It's back!!

Here's the full version of the outtakes:

Classic Bob Knight Halftime Speech

God, am I happy to find this. I remember hearing it a few years ago. This ranks up there with Elia.

Why Duke Sucks

It's not the greatest, but I needed to post something.

Stoughton 360

Video. Click on "Curling Trick Shots" under More Multimedia.

Should we just start calling Bert "Beaker"?

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

It's not as good as Weaver or Elia, and it's bleeped, but it's still a classic.

I need to find Lasorda talking about Dave Kingman.

Jay's Boy at the Masters

Pulp Fiction Animated Typography

Link

Who are these chucks?

Click to enlarge.

Hey, Spellcheck!

The 30-Pin Strike

More cool bowling tricks here.

Lee Elia Long Version

NBA All-Stars Clowning Around

Shaq is fun.

This is for Gary.

Put that coffee down.

From here. Check out the others.

Game Over

Article

I just like the picture.

Representing our country...

Douche Cards

Link

Fuck it, I'm throwing peel.

Is that a triple? I'm not sure it's makeable. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing peel.

Yeah, I see the draw through the port for one. But fuck that. draws are for faggots. I'm fucking Dwayne Jacobsen. I can get that rock in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the rock hard and sliding clear through the house. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw hack weight? Fuck that. That's gay. Bumper? Gay. Tap-back? Gay. Freeze? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking curling. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think settling for one with the hammer is gonna win you the game? You're a pussy. This ain't Jay Packard calling the game. Dwayne's got the weight. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how hard I hit that rock. I look good. I bet I made that mixed curler wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like I clipped the guard. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest deliveries you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it hard the next time we hit the ice. I'm gonna throw it even harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting behind the glass? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Dwayne heater. Why? Because I can.

This is Dwayne Jacobsen we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that rock hard tells all the Kilties that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty tap-and-roll every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to chucking that rock for all it's worth. It tells them I curl like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

Adapted for curling from this article.

"You put your finger on me!"

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