Mike Tyson Hates Children

Iverson vs. Mora

This cracks me up.

South Park: World of Warcraft

The Perfect Xmas Gift

From Simmons' Mailbag

Q: My buddy Al came up with a new expression for women over 35 getting breast implants: "Tommy John surgery." The idea being that somewhere in her young 30s, she lost her fastball, got the Tommy John surgery, and now she's back in the game throwing heat again.
--Sean Forbes, Manchester, N.H.

SG: I like it. And I'm sure Tommy John will be delighted.

The Barry Gibb Talk Show

One of my favorite SNL sketches.

Tastefully Done

New Halo 3 Commercial