Q: My buddy Al came up with a new expression for women over 35 getting breast implants: "Tommy John surgery." The idea being that somewhere in her young 30s, she lost her fastball, got the Tommy John surgery, and now she's back in the game throwing heat again.
--Sean Forbes, Manchester, N.H.
SG: I like it. And I'm sure Tommy John will be delighted.
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